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Happy Valentine’s 2019!

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Good day,

dear readerettes/readers, userettes/users, downloaderettes/downloaders!

Today is a very, very special day!

Because it’s about love!

YES!

L-O-V-E!

It’s f***ing Valentine’s Day! Yay!

As a browser (with a faible for cute, tight, multicoloured girls, ehemm…) I want to send you this from The bottom of my indie web browser heart:

Valentines Day Rose 2019

Yeah!

It’s a rose!

A rose; is a rose; is a rose!

Have a nice day!

And hug and love each other,
dearest,
YAABy

Happy New Kraken Year!

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Aloha!

Fireworks #1


YAABy is still drunk but happy to be inside a brand new f***ing year! ^^

As I’m a kraken (search for me, muhahaha!) my kraken friends are congratulated first, of course.

Second, please don’t forget to update all of your PHP 5.x stuff to PHP 7.x!

Thirdly, ahh whatever.

Let me sleep or else: a fiery salamander will appear out of your electric power sockets and inject LSD opium directly through your veins inside your f***ing skulls!

Cheers,
YAABy